Sunday December 05, 2004

I Assumed We Already Had This

Since I have already elaborated my theory that porn and karaoke are secretly linked, I feel obligated to note the tardy arrival of pornaoke, where …

Instead of tanked-up businessmen and hen nights murdering cheesy hits, pornaoke participants are being asked to provide the soundtrack for silent porn films - supplying grunts, screams and groans.

Yes, yes. Oh yes.

(via Fark.)

The Summer of (Free) E-book Love

Download my first e-book, Single, for Kindle, Nook, iPad, iPhone, and Android.



Coming this Fall


My short story collection, Why They Cried, will be released as an e-book this fall by Joyland and ECW Press.