Monday December 06, 2004

And On the Sixth Day …

… God created zoning variances. The Creation Museum — which is being built near my ancestral home in Kentucky — has just received permission to place a few large statues of dinosaurs at the entrance to the $25 million attraction, which is set to open in 2007. Why dinosaurs? Well, since all land animals were created on the sixth day, visitors will be able to consort with the large reptiles — just like Adam and Eve did! I really encourage you to take the virtual tour, which includes renderings of coming attractions like the “Bible Authority Room” and a replica of the Tree of Knowledge of Good & Evil.

Somehow, I wasn’t surpised to find James “Payback” Kennedy listed as the honorary chairperson of the museum’s reference board.