Tuesday May 31, 2005

Three Little Dots

Did you hear that Tom Cruise is making Katie Holmes refer to herself as “Tania?” Stay clear of the Hibernia Bank. … Where was I when Sofia Coppola was allowed to film a biopic of Marie-Antoinette starring Kirsten Dunst? Do you think there’s still time to stop it? (I hear that Robespierre is totally based on Spike Jonze.) … As a big fan of crying, I’m bummed I didn’t think of this.