Tuesday June 14, 2005

Docs: Katie Hates Tom

Alexandra returned from Maine this weekend with a very important document that could shed light on one of the most pressing issues of our time. No, it’s not the Downing Street Memo. It’s Meet the Stars of Dawson’s Creek, an unauthorized instant bio of the cast from 1998. And while the “16 Pages of Rockin’ Color Photos!” seem to have been redacted, the book contains bad news for Tom Cruise. “I like a great sense of humor, a good personality and someone with a little spunkiness,” Katie Holmes says of her dream guy. “Tall, dark, and handsome.” (emphasis added)

Furthermore, Miss Holmes’ horoscope, which appears in an appendix, suggests she might not be enjoying Cruise’s public displays of affection. “Whether it’s love or just good friendship, Katie and her fellow Sagittarians like to have people around who respect their private space,” we learn. A word to the wise, short man.

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