Monday June 27, 2005

Three Little Dots

Who is the greatest American—greater than Lincoln, Martin Luther King, George Washington and Benjamin Franklin? Ronald Reagan. I guess because he freed the executive branch from the Constitution. … The Daily News afflicts the comfortable and comforts the afflicted by launching an extensive investigation and bringing down The Drawing Center? Um, nice work there guys. … Christian magician illusionist John Louis performs tricks “with a Gospel spin,” according to the Cincinnati Enquirer. “For example, his trained dove will roll over and play dead and then come back to life, illustrating for children Jesus’ resurrection.” Louis calls himself an illusionist, of course, because magicians all work for Satan. … Daniel Engber, co-founder of Crying While Eating, tells all.