Friday July 01, 2005

Three Little Dots

Onion scribe Joe Garden is running for host of Late Night in 2009, when Conan O’Brien takes over The Tonight Show. The road to the Late Night desk will be rough, especially since no election is planned—yet! Still, things started gaining much-needed Joementum yesterday with some sort of boondoggle in Madison. God bless America. … Want to speak like Britney Spears? Simply insert an “l” into “awesome”, like so: “Man, this sex is awlesome?” It works. It really does. … Meet the Kurt Andersen action figure. … Eugene Mirman is v. v. funny.

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