Friday August 05, 2005

Three Little Dots

I was glad to hear that a Lance Armstrong biopic is in the works, possibly starring Matt Damon. I mean, aside from the fact he beat testicular cancer, won the Tour de France seven times, spawned a yellow bracelet epidemic and divorced his wife and hooked up with Sheryl Crow, what do we really know about this guy? … To paraphrase my old colleague Chris Davis, evolution might only be a theory, but creationism is only a myth. … David Mustaine, the Pete Best of Metallica, demonstrates why he’s the Pete Best of Metallica. … Wingnuts escape to the future in search of a liberal conspiracy to oppress them.

Posted by jim at 01:44 PM ||