Friday January 20, 2006
And Your Parents Thought You Were Wasting Your Education
Need an “expert literary witness” with a Ph.D. in poetry or similarly appropriate field, preferably from Harvard, Yale, Columbia or Princeton, etc., to read over a piece of “poetic prose” and then testify in writing to it’s innocence and/or purely poetic (artistic) nature.
You will not need to appear in court, etc., but will need to notarize your findings. They will be used as “Expert English Speaking Testimony” in a foreign court case.
The fee is a flat $1000.
Big plus that you don’t have to appear. The whole thing sounds sort of SVU creepy.
