Tuesday March 14, 2006

Next You’ll Tell Me the Immaculate Reception was Green Screened

Brooke Thompson, aka “Pumkin” from VH1’s over the top Bachelor clone The Flavor of Love, tells The Bakersfield Californian that her projectile spittle—which she expectorated on villainess “New York” in the penultimate episode—was prompted by producers and digitally enhanced. She also says she didn’t really have sex on any of the half dozen reality shows she has previously appeared on. Liar! She sets a bad example for substitute teachers and cheerleading coaches everywhere.

[Via Media Orchard.]

The Summer of (Free) E-book Love

Download my first e-book, Single, for Kindle, Nook, iPad, iPhone, and Android.

Coming this Fall

My short story collection, Why They Cried, will be released as an e-book this fall by Joyland and ECW Press.