Tuesday January 30, 2007

Park Slope Merchants Combat Kidlock

The Park Slope Barnes & Noble has (finally) decided to take a hardline in the neighborhood’s ongoing stroller wars. As you can see here, the bookstore has banned strollers from the kiddie section downstairs “due to overcrowding.”

That’s right, Manhattanites—toddlers are so thick on the ground out here it has become a humanitarian crisis. I don’t expect the mommied masses to take this well. Anticipate riots.

Posted by jim at 11:30 AM ||